Ode to my Toothbrush

My toothbrush,

My dear toothbrush.

Alpha to all other toothbrushes.

Far superior to the non-electric,

Makes my teeth so squeaky clean.

My tooth cleaning athlete.

With the push of a button,

It jumps to the job.

Fearlessly fighting

Cavities, plaque,

and dragon breathe.

Saving this poor damsel,

This poor damsel in distress.

It’s only obstacle…braces.

But no brackets,

No matter how pink,

Can beat the power

Of a Superhero Sonicare.