An Ode to Cheese

By: rileyfinnegan

Hi, my name is Riley Finnegan

And it's been four and a half months

Since I've had


Hi, Riley.

I miss you.

I miss your coagulated curds

You smell of dirty


Gym socks

But you still taste wonderful

Holey, stringy, gooey, fatty


Moldy moo juice

I have replaced you with

Nutritional yeast and

Grated Brazil nuts

But they just don't cut it

(......the cheese...)

You are the rind to my Brie

I love you man.

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